I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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