She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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