Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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