Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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