I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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