i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
you win again, gameday.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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