like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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