just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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