My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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