i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
whose ass print is on the piano?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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