he shaved USA in his pubs
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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