i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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