Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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