Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm drive I can fine osifer
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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