it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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