In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
one might say we're banned from that church
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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