he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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