I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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