He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The ass gains better be worth it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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