Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is not my ceiling
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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