At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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