If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The dick lei will go down in squad history
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
