Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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