I puked a lego.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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