I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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