That's intense
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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