Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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