you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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