He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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