need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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