just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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