It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
wow bdsm is so cute
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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