its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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