So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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