i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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