im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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