Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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