Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Less talking, more tequila
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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