When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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