no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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