I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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