she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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