Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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