ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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