I just made out with a guy for $7.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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