and you said cock pushups were impossible
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Come on in and take your pants off
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