Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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