Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
