Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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