sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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