I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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