What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Come share oat with me in your robe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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