Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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