That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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