Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
how does that bad decision feel?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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