Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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