Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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