So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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