I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
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and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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