got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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