You're my little dorito
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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