its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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