the condom got lost in my hair
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She told me I should be a condom model.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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