I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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